Portland Marathon or Bathrooms are Optional
So this past Sunday brought with it yet another of the many runs, walks, rides, mosies that are for the most part nothing but stupidity in the name of some damn cause/cure/war against whatever. In preparation for the event City Officials decided it nessassary to completely fence off the only public bathrooms serving the down town area in Lowndale Park a good 36 hours prior the “The Running of the Morons” aka Portland Marathon.
In defense of the twit who made this idea come to fruition there were Port-O-Lets. Did I mention that the Port-O-Lets were locked? All I could think is “please, don’t let me kill again”.
Sincerely,
Pdxurbanoutdoorsman