Punkin Chuckin
Remember me telling you about Suicide Bridge? Now imagine this same bridge during the Halloween season. With a height of 120 ft that spans the TriMet MAX lightrail it’s a wonderful site to drop pumpkins from with the hope of hitting the train. Luckily for myself and a camp mate the bombers were not too damn good at sighting in their target.
I could just imagine the police showing up too late to catch the punkin chuckers and seeing myself and PuddleJumper as good targets to place blame upon. Granted it would soon be obvious we had nothing to do with the flying gourd but the attention is something we have no need for.
Needless to say we are not going to be camping their for awhile until the holiday festivities have come to an end.
Given the opportunity I would gladly drop a pumpkin on the assholes who thought this to be a good idea. To those who believe me to be an asshole for having this desire I suggest you address me as Mr. Asshole. If this makes me a bad person so be it.
Sincerely,
Pdxurbanoutdoorsman
A name has been changed to protect the innocent.
Tags: halloween, pumpkin, punkin, suicide bridge, vista bridge